Unoriginal Sin + Bonus: Angels in Distress

There are as yet unknown inconvenient facts about the incident at the Garden of Eden. For instance, the forbidden fruit is frequently depicted as apple-like fruit but actually it was a carrot. Although carrot is now usually considered as root vegetable, it was actually a heavenly fruit. After the first rabbit sinned, God made the carrot subterranean to punish all rabbitkind. Other mistake most people made is the fact that everybody at the Garden of Eden wears a leaf to cover their private part, even Satan the unholy rabbit. Now go and dig yourself some carrots or something.