Boys and girls, do not try this at home. You'll live a happier life drawing bunnies, anatomically correct naked girls, or guys, and other stuff that is normal. Anyway, this one is a perverted, uncensored adult version of Sidra's hell painting.
May the good karma flows abundantly to those who do, or at least try to do, nice things to others. I don't even know what karma is. I just think that it is nice if nice things happen to nice people.
The amount of not-so-nice things can be overwhelming. But if I can just try to do one smallest thing that may be nice for others, and somebody can feel just a little bit nicer than before, that would be nice, I think.
I don't have funny words for the Dear Leader. Other than Ultraman and Godzilla, he is my role model. He is such a superhuman like that. I embroider him on my favorite proletariat red t-shirt so I can stroke him fondly whenever I go to bed. He will protect me from nightmares.
Character copyright by Nintendo, I guess. I hope I don't get sued. I'm not rich. Consider this as a fan art. I'm not selling this to anyone. I'm not making money off of this. This is strictly for personal use. I'm not a professional embroiderer. I use this for learning. I'm almost like a student. I'm too old for high school though. Even university. I'm almost old enough to father a high school student. Like totally.
The first nipple was a mess, the second was okay, and the third was better. There are four, yes, FOUR manly nipples, ladies. That's how space cows are. Such delicate protuberances are challenging, but if a space cow wants to be embroidered, embroidered it will be. As my manly hands (as I would want to believe them to be) sweat the manly sweat, behold the perversion!
These are some hens. They wear boots and aprons. They are marching. Yes, I like how they march. Oooh. Anyway, my feelings about the marching hens are not as important as the hens themselves. They had been given away. Yes, yes. I like them being given away. Oooh. Continue with other interjections as needed.
I see this as the beginning of my career as professional logo designer with bright and joyous future specializing in anthropomorphically inclined post-modernistic individual. Now stop wasting your time reading this blog and go get the real thing.