地獄 (Adult Version)

Boys and girls, do not try this at home. You'll live a happier life drawing bunnies, anatomically correct naked girls, or guys, and other stuff that is normal. Anyway, this one is a perverted, uncensored adult version of Sidra's hell painting.

Thank you.

Not-so-nice Things Do Happen

May the good karma flows abundantly to those who do, or at least try to do, nice things to others. I don't even know what karma is. I just think that it is nice if nice things happen to nice people.

The amount of not-so-nice things can be overwhelming. But if I can just try to do one smallest thing that may be nice for others, and somebody can feel just a little bit nicer than before, that would be nice, I think.

頑張れ日本！

The Dear Leader

I don't have funny words for the Dear Leader. Other than Ultraman and Godzilla, he is my role model. He is such a superhuman like that. I embroider him on my favorite proletariat red t-shirt so I can stroke him fondly whenever I go to bed. He will protect me from nightmares.

Luigi

Character copyright by Nintendo, I guess. I hope I don't get sued. I'm not rich. Consider this as a fan art. I'm not selling this to anyone. I'm not making money off of this. This is strictly for personal use. I'm not a professional embroiderer. I use this for learning. I'm almost like a student. I'm too old for high school though. Even university. I'm almost old enough to father a high school student. Like totally.

The First Nipple was a Close Call

The first nipple was a mess, the second was okay, and the third was better. There are four, yes, FOUR manly nipples, ladies. That's how space cows are. Such delicate protuberances are challenging, but if a space cow wants to be embroidered, embroidered it will be. As my manly hands (as I would want to believe them to be) sweat the manly sweat, behold the perversion!

March of the Hens

These are some hens. They wear boots and aprons. They are marching. Yes, I like how they march. Oooh. Anyway, my feelings about the marching hens are not as important as the hens themselves. They had been given away. Yes, yes. I like them being given away. Oooh. Continue with other interjections as needed.

Verypurpleperson with Matching Socks and Tail

I see this as the beginning of my career as professional logo designer with bright and joyous future specializing in anthropomorphically inclined post-modernistic individual. Now stop wasting your time reading this blog and go get the real thing.