The Dear Leader

I don't have funny words for the Dear Leader. Other than Ultraman and Godzilla, he is my role model. He is such a superhuman like that. I embroider him on my favorite proletariat red t-shirt so I can stroke him fondly whenever I go to bed. He will protect me from nightmares.

Luigi

Character copyright by Nintendo, I guess. I hope I don't get sued. I'm not rich. Consider this as a fan art. I'm not selling this to anyone. I'm not making money off of this. This is strictly for personal use. I'm not a professional embroiderer. I use this for learning. I'm almost like a student. I'm too old for high school though. Even university. I'm almost old enough to father a high school student. Like totally.

The First Nipple was a Close Call

The first nipple was a mess, the second was okay, and the third was better. There are four, yes, FOUR manly nipples, ladies. That's how space cows are. Such delicate protuberances are challenging, but if a space cow wants to be embroidered, embroidered it will be. As my manly hands (as I would want to believe them to be) sweat the manly sweat, behold the perversion!